Have to Laugh
In honor of my crazy boys. Yes, sweethearts, Mommy found all the chocolate wrappers hidden behind the couch. This explains your diarrhea, so, thanks for that.
View ArticleI Will Prevail! (And Other Things I tell Myself in the Shower.)
One admonition I can’t seem to scrub from my brain is my mother’s bit about wearing the right underwear in case I’m in a car accident. Maybe your mother used the word, “clean,” when giving underwear...
View ArticleShocking You Softly
I was once that kid on the playground telling my little friends every bleeped out word in the universe. To be fair, however, I didn’t really know what I was doing. This is elementary school we’re...
View ArticleHow to Write while Raising Young Children
I put this in a ten-step program format because I’m a momma on the edge and I need some intervention. I don’t know, maybe it’s because I’m at the tail end of summer vacation, the kids having been home...
View ArticleWeighted Blanket of Motherhood
Reblogged from GREY MATTER LIFE: In the early hours of the morning, I wake with an overwhelming weight upon me. Aside from the 80 pound lab that snuck into bed and is found sleeping on my legs, it’s...
View ArticleBond is a Bad Word
The husband convinced me to watch Skyfall, the newest Bond movie. Hello, Mr. Bond. Smile! You’re in a suit. Fifteen minutes in to it, I hit pause. “Why is he having sex?” I asked the husband. “Isn’t he...
View ArticleThe Good Stuff on a T-Shirt
A while back I was watching some banal reality show and saw something that struck like lightning. This self-righteous, ego-maniacal boy gave me the greatest idea. (Not really, but it’s up there on the...
View ArticleCoffee. Now.
My husband made the coffee extra strong today. When the first sip of black goodness washed past my teeth, I’m thinking, “Oh, sweet Mama! It’s strong today and I need it that way!” Then, before said sip...
View ArticleWhy the Pillsbury Doughboy Punches like a Thug
I’ve been running with bad company the last few weeks. Carbs. It’s so good. I could marry it. Really. We’d be happy together. Fat and happy. It started around Easter when I made two pounds of orzo,...
View ArticleA Fellow Suspense Author–Connie Mann
A few of us utterly awesome suspense authors are doing a blog hop! In the mash-up of names, I had the privilege to interview Connie Mann. If you’d like to win a copy of her book, leave a comment, like...
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